ick.

i suppose this is what i get for living in the city, but i fully expect fifteen year-olds to be toilet trained, and not need to urinate on my garage door.

dude, i totally saw you. AND you live two houses down. did you have to pee that bad? were you locked out? COULD YOU HAVE PERHAPS CHOSEN THE BUSHES RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?

my dog found it fascinating, of course.